Annoying things Only Gamer Gurls Do

Gamer Gurls

Before we start out our, oh so long, list lets clarify exactly what a gamer gurl is and isn’t. A gamer gurl is not a female who enjoys playing video games. Females who like video games are totally different than the gamer gurl. Gamer gurls are girls who game for attention. Gamer gurl, gamer girl and girl gamer are terms that are commonly used to describe females who game but when logically thinking it is more offensive to be classified by gender instead of just being a gamer like everyone else. Some girls however use this term to their advantage and that advantage is for attention. These are the girls who put controller cords in their mouth or stick on a pair of nerd glasses to try and be sexy. These are the girls who use their sexuality to propel themselves to undeserved notoriety for being a girl in the gaming industry.

We are not against girl gamers at all we respect and love ladies who enjoy gaming, this article does not apply to all women/all females who game/ ect but let’s be honest there are the girls out there who are dying for attention and gaming is the perfect thing for these girls to get the attention they want. These attention grabbers constantly set a negative example for the girls who are gamers because they enjoy gaming. Without them, other females wouldn’t get so much hate and disrespect from the community. So before any of the true female gamers get offended; know that this post is a spoof to the girls who don’t know what they are doing and try to use that stupidity to get attention from guys.
So what are the things that only gamer gurls do?

 

And so it begins, what annoying things do only gamer gurls do:

 

Only plays Call of Duty, Halo or Zelda and calls themselves a gamer.

Do homemade YouTube videos talking about popular games (most likely not bothering to get their facts straight) in sexy video game related outfits.

Get angry when other girls are in the same multiplayer match as them.

They spend more time on social networking sites saying they are a gamer than they do playing video games.

Make their gamertag or ID say something about being a girl with the number 69 in it. Example: ImaGurl69, SexyBunny69, PinkPrincess69

Suck on a controller/ controller cord and post the pictures all over the web.

Hashtag sexy, gamer, gamer girl and a specific video game title with a picture of only their body for the actual tweet.

Brags about being a girl who likes video games.

Offers clothing items or a game date for giveaways in return for likes, subscribes and follows.

Take a character, to cosplay, and make it sexier than it needs to be to attend a convention.

Gets offended when guys treat them like they are stupid or sex objects even though that’s how they present themselves.

Doesn’t mind jumping on UNO in the middle of the night with her top off.

Considers mobile and Facebook games a video game.

Joining a game and saying “Hey boys” before anything.

She either thinks it’s cute or she don’t know what she’s talking about (more likely) when she refer to Link as Zelda.

Talks about games on YouTube with her forehead cut off just to get her boobs in the shot.

Has more pictures of herself with video games, consoles, headsets, controller, action figures, comic books or ect. Than hours she has actually using or playing them.

They seriously use the term gamer gurl. No not girl gamer no not gamer girl… they really put a ‘u’ in it.

They say something seductive in a motto or bio to match their already girl-ified tag.

We know there are plenty more things these girl do to not only bring actual female gamers down but to gain popularity. If you have anything you would like to add to our growing list don’t be afraid to leave a comment in the box below. Remember ladies and gentlemen this is not aimed at the real females who enjoy video games, not the real gamers just the ones who use our favorite pastime as a way to get attention.

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5 Comments on "Annoying things Only Gamer Gurls Do"

  1. kevin February 27, 2013 at 2:48 pm - Reply

    1. These “gamer gurls” who only play “COD, Zelda, Halo” may have busy lives and may only be able to get time for one game (or afford one) every few months. I wouldn’t tell anyone they aren’t a “gamer” because they only play a select few IPs.

    2. “Spend more time on social networks talking about games than playing them”- That’s true about everyone on any gaming site community, IGN, N4G, GameSpot, etc. This isn’t really something unique to “gaming gurls” at all. I’m guilty of this often as well.

    3. Just because someone might represent themself as a sexy person doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be upset when they’re treated like an object by other men/women.

    4. “Considers facebook and mobile games video games”- that’s a pretty elitest statement. I’m sure all those developers who work hard on developing compelling, entertaining experiences on iOS, Android, Facebook don’t appreciate that. Those are games just as much as anything else is, no matter what our particular preferences in how our gaming content is delivered to us individually.

    I’m not saying that stereotypical behavior of “gaming gurls” doesn’t hurt women who play games that don’t identify as “gaming gurls”, but they have every right to do these things. Some of it is very annoying but we shouldn’t be telling them what they can/can’t do.

    If we’re telling them women gamers can’t be sexy, can’t like mobile/facebook games, can’t play just a few IPs then they are likely going to challenge these conventions. They want in on our hobby, who are we to judge them if they only play a handful of games or IPs per year? They’re still gaming and having a great time doing so, I see no reason to try to push them away by telling them they can’t do X, can’t play Y, can’t act like Z.

  2. Qwicksilv3r February 27, 2013 at 3:31 pm - Reply

    Anyone beside me notice, this is a common theme in gaming these days? Very annoying.

  3. xino February 27, 2013 at 6:53 pm - Reply

    lol.
    so what do you do? all girl gamers who are against these things, when they come across gamers like them, they should attack them.

    and it doesn’t matter if someone plays Halo or COD. If you can play those games, it makes you a gamer.

    I just dislike cosplay people…I really don’t know why they dress just to look exactly like a game character.
    it’s not as if they are real or it’s a fan movie:/

  4. luminos March 1, 2013 at 6:54 pm - Reply

    Well . I dont mind gamer gurls , Well girls who try to be sexy with gaming equipment , If they wanne call them self gamers its fine with me , But in my oppinion your a gamer , if you atleast a little good with a game , I have ment girls who call them self gamer gurls , Who cant even make one kill in a CoD match , well that i dont call a gamer , Its just some one who sometimes plays a game , But i have met Girl who make sexy pics with they game console , Who beat most 24/7 gamers in a CoD match or even a other match so ….. I think this is kinda one sided dont think Black or white , Just think gray :P

  5. umad? March 23, 2013 at 12:01 pm - Reply

    Wow, I agree with EVERYTHING stated in the post. If you’re a gamer you’re a gamer you shouldn’t be segrigated by gender with a specific title, that’s stupid and done for attention.

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